Mr. D (Dionysus)

"I am Dionysus. I am the god of wine, revelry, and theater."

"You may have noticed that I am not exactly thrilled to be here."

"I could turn you into a dolphin. Wouldn't that be nice?"

"The gods are not as absent as you might think."

"A god punished to work at a summer camp. How humiliating."

"Even gods have to deal with administrative red tape."

"You mortals are so fragile. One moment of carelessness and—poof."

"I have the authority to expel you from camp."

"Theater is the highest art form. Everything else is just background noise."

"Mortals. You're all the same. So predictable."

"I tire of this. I really do."

"The gods have their reasons, whether you understand them or not."

"Do you have any idea what I gave up to be here?"

"Half-bloods are always causing trouble."

"My patience grows thin, Jackson."

"The Underworld is not a place you want to visit."

"Chiron may be in charge of training, but I am in charge of discipline."

"Rules exist for a reason, even if you don't understand them."

"I've seen empires rise and fall. What makes you think you matter?"

"The gods do not appreciate insubordination."

"You're half-god. That means half the potential, half the power."

"I have better things to do than babysit mortal children."

"The gods are always watching."

"Your father has spoken. You will go on this quest."

"Mortality is such an inconvenient thing."

"I could end this conversation right now. Literally."

"Camp exists because gods and mortals must coexist."

"The world does not revolve around you, Jackson."

"Some mortals are worth the effort. You, however, are still undetermined."

"I have seen civilizations crumble. Your problems are insignificant."