Quote by Mr. D (Dionysus)

"I am Dionysus. I am the god of wine, revelry, and theater."

"You may have noticed that I am not exactly thrilled to be here."

"I could turn you into a dolphin. Wouldn't that be nice?"

"The gods are not as absent as you might think."

"A leader must be fair and just."

"Integrity is everything."

"One must take responsibility for one's environment."

"In this house, I make the decisions"