Quote by Mr. D (Dionysus)

"I am Dionysus. I am the god of wine, revelry, and theater."

"You may have noticed that I am not exactly thrilled to be here."

"I could turn you into a dolphin. Wouldn't that be nice?"

"The gods are not as absent as you might think."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still learning."

"I may be a redhead, but I'm not a hothead."

"Patience is a virtue."

"Patience is a virtue I never learned."