Quote by Chaplain Tappman

"There is nothing funny about this."

"As Corbett would say, the real problem is that no one takes the Bible seriously anymore."

"The world is crazy and we're the only sane people in it."

"God is dead."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."