Quote by Chaplain Tappman

"There is nothing funny about this."

"As Corbett would say, the real problem is that no one takes the Bible seriously anymore."

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you."

"God is dead."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."