Quote by Eliot Rosewater

"You don't ever have to do anything ever again"

"This is true, this is kind, this is necessary, this is true"

"You know what the problem with getting old is?"

"Drink calmly and let the uproar rage on outside."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."