Quote by The Narrator

"It was a nice day. All the days had been nice days. There had been rather more than seven of them so far, and rain hadn't been invented yet."

"The nice thing about working for a demon is that you get to spend a lot of time managing expectations."

"An Arrangement was made. It was the sort of arrangement that would never be written down, because it was impossible."

"It is often better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness, but it's against the rules."

"Education opens doors."

"Education opens doors to endless possibilities."

"I ain't got the education you got, bub."

"You can't put a price on history."