Quote by Marvin the Paranoid Android

"I am at a considerable disadvantage. I am, after all, only a simple robot."

"Life, don't talk to me about life."

"I've been talking to the ship's computer. It hates me."

"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."

"Babalú!"

"My greatest joy is making people smile."

"Laughter and love make a home."

"The best things in life are free."