"The 70s are the best decade."
"Hello, I'm Fez"
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age"
"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
"I'm gonna get you high today, because it's Friday"
All quotes by Fez
"I've seen a lot of things in my time."
"That's how we archaeologists tell time."
"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."
"Every artifact tells a story."
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