"If I ever get scared, I hide."
"Hello, I'm Fez"
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age"
"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
"I'm gonna get you high today, because it's Friday"
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"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."
"Laughter is the best medicine."
"A good laugh is the best medicine."
"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."
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