Quote by Fez

"Hello, I'm Fez"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age"

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"I'm gonna get you high today, because it's Friday"

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"