Quote by Kelso

"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I'm a sexy beast."

"My brain is on fire."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"