"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."
Humor
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Humor
"I'm a sexy beast."
Humor
"My brain is on fire."
Humor
"Burn!"
Humor
"I said good day!"
Humor
"Dumbass!"
Humor
"That's what I appreciate about you, man."
Friendship
"I'm gonna go get some candy."
Humor
"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?"
Humor
"I don't know, man. I'm just a simple guy."
Truth
"Jackass!"
Humor
"My dad's gonna kill me."
Fear
"That's so cool, man."
Humor
"I'm gonna score tonight."
Humor
"You're a genius, man."
Wisdom
"I'm the man. I'm so pretty."
Humor
"That's what I'm talking about."
Motivation
"I got this."
"You know what, man? I don't think about stuff. I just do it."
"That's just sad, man."
"I'm gonna be rich someday."
Dreams
"Nice legs."
Humor
"I love being a teenager."
Happiness
"You're weird, man."
Humor
"That's what friends are for."
Friendship
"I don't get it."
Humor
"Whatever, man."
Humor
"That's awesome!"
Happiness
"I'm the coolest guy ever."
Humor