"You know what the problem is? You think too much."
Wisdom
"I'm gonna go check on my car."
Humor
"That's hot."
Humor
"I got nothing to say to that."
Humor
"You're killing me, man."
Humor
"That's the funniest thing I've ever heard."
Humor
"I just realized something."
Wisdom
"That's not cool, man."
Truth
"I'm gonna be a star."
Dreams
"You guys are the best."
Friendship
"That's just wrong, man."
Justice
"I can't believe you did that."
Truth
"That's so stupid."
Humor
"I'm outta here."
Freedom
"You're my best friend, man."
Friendship
"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."
Humor
"I don't know why I bother."
Perseverance
"That's life, man."
Philosophy
"I'm gonna regret this."
Fear
"You rock, man."
Kindness
"I'm not stupid, I'm just not paying attention."
Humor
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Humor
"I'm gonna go get some candy."
Humor
"My brain is on fire!"
Humor
"I'm not dumb, I'm just selective about the information I retain."
Humor
"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
Humor
"I have a really good idea. What if we all just... stopped thinking?"
Humor
"That's the beauty of it, man. I don't have to think."
Humor
"I'm gonna go back to bed now."
Humor
"Wait, is this a trick question?"
Humor