I'm not listening, but I'm pretending to listen really well. - Kelso

"I'm not listening, but I'm pretending to listen really well."

Kelso Humor

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"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I'm a sexy beast."

"My brain is on fire."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."