"Let's make out."
"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
"I'm a sexy beast."
"My brain is on fire."
All quotes by Kelso
"The key to a happy marriage is communication."
"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."
"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."
"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."
All Relationships quotes