"I'm a lover, not a fighter."
"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
"I'm a sexy beast."
"My brain is on fire."
All quotes by Kelso
"Peace comes from a good conscience."
"Life is too short to hold grudges."
"A man's home is his sanctuary. It should be treated as such."
"The world is chaotic enough. At least your home should make sense."
All Peace quotes