"I'm gonna live forever."
"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
"I'm a sexy beast."
"My brain is on fire."
All quotes by Kelso
"Every day is a new opportunity."
"Hope is what gets us through difficult times."
"I'm not your enemy, kid. I'm trying to save you."
"Redemption is a long road."
All Hope quotes