"I'm on top of the world."
"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
"I'm a sexy beast."
"My brain is on fire."
All quotes by Kelso
"Success comes to those who never give up."
"Success is measured by happiness, not money."
"You make your own luck in this world."
"You have to be organized to be successful in anything."
All Success quotes