"I'm living the dream."
"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
"I'm a sexy beast."
"My brain is on fire."
All quotes by Kelso
"Babalú!"
"My greatest joy is making people smile."
"Laughter and love make a home."
"The best things in life are free."
All Happiness quotes