"That's the truth, man."
"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
"I'm a sexy beast."
"My brain is on fire."
All quotes by Kelso
"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"
"You must always be honest with the people you love."
"Truth always comes out in the end."
"Honesty is always the best policy."
All Truth quotes