"Money can't buy happiness."
"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
"I'm a sexy beast."
"My brain is on fire."
All quotes by Kelso
"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."
"The best things in life are free."
"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."
"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."
All Wisdom quotes