"I'm gonna change my life."
"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
"I'm a sexy beast."
"My brain is on fire."
All quotes by Kelso
"Change brings new opportunities."
"Every day is a new opportunity."
"Healing doesn't mean forgetting."
"You either get better or you get bitter."
All Change quotes