"You only live once."
"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
"I'm a sexy beast."
"My brain is on fire."
All quotes by Kelso
"I've seen the worst humanity has to offer."
"Sometimes I wonder if the world is worth saving."
"Every choice shapes our destiny."
"Order is the foundation of a good life."
All Philosophy quotes