"I'm gonna be fair and just."
"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
"I'm a sexy beast."
"My brain is on fire."
All quotes by Kelso
"Justice must always prevail."
"You think I'm just some animal?"
"Fighting for what's right never gets easier."
"Justice is worth fighting for."
All Justice quotes