"History repeats itself."
"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
"I'm a sexy beast."
"My brain is on fire."
All quotes by Kelso
"I've seen a lot of things in my time."
"That's how we archaeologists tell time."
"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."
"Every artifact tells a story."
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