"That inspires me, man."
"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
"I'm a sexy beast."
"My brain is on fire."
All quotes by Kelso
"The best part of living is knowing you survived."
"The world needs heroes."
"Life is too short to live poorly."
"I'd rather be an optimist and be wrong than a pessimist and be right"
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