Quote by Fez

"Hello, I'm Fez"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age"

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"I'm gonna get you high today, because it's Friday"

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."