Quote by Fez

"Hello, I'm Fez"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age"

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"I'm gonna get you high today, because it's Friday"

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."