"My brain is on fire!"
"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
"I'm a sexy beast."
"My brain is on fire."
All quotes by Kelso
"Education opens doors."
"Education opens doors to endless possibilities."
"I ain't got the education you got, bub."
"You can't put a price on history."
All Education quotes