Quote by Kelso

"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I'm a sexy beast."

"My brain is on fire."

"You can't expect to be happy if you're surrounded by mess."

"Health and happiness - these are true wealth"

"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"

"You're going to get sick living like this."