"I'm gonna call my mom."
"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
"I'm a sexy beast."
"My brain is on fire."
All quotes by Kelso
"A man's home is his castle."
"Family is everything to me."
"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."
"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."
All Family quotes