Quote by Kelso

"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I'm a sexy beast."

"My brain is on fire."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still learning."

"I may be a redhead, but I'm not a hothead."

"Patience is a virtue."

"Patience is a virtue I never learned."