"This is the best day ever."
"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
"I'm a sexy beast."
"My brain is on fire."
All quotes by Kelso
"Gratitude makes life richer."
"A grateful heart is a happy heart."
"Respect those who came before us."
"Life's greatest treasures are the people we love"
All Gratitude quotes