Quote by Maris Crane
"Humor is my defense mechanism against the horror of human connection."
More from Maris Crane
"I haven't left the apartment in three weeks, and frankly, the outside world sounds dreadfully overrated."
"My therapist says I have an unhealthy relationship with my mother. I say my therapist doesn't understand our special bond."
"People are so exhausting. I much prefer the company of my thoughts and a properly aged Bordeaux."
"Love is messy and inconvenient. I prefer things neat, orderly, and preferably at a distance."