Quote by Maris Crane

"I haven't left the apartment in three weeks, and frankly, the outside world sounds dreadfully overrated."

"My therapist says I have an unhealthy relationship with my mother. I say my therapist doesn't understand our special bond."

"People are so exhausting. I much prefer the company of my thoughts and a properly aged Bordeaux."

"Love is messy and inconvenient. I prefer things neat, orderly, and preferably at a distance."

"The best part of living is knowing you survived."

"The world needs heroes."

"Life is too short to live poorly."

"I'd rather be an optimist and be wrong than a pessimist and be right"