Quote by Maris Crane

"I haven't left the apartment in three weeks, and frankly, the outside world sounds dreadfully overrated."

"My therapist says I have an unhealthy relationship with my mother. I say my therapist doesn't understand our special bond."

"People are so exhausting. I much prefer the company of my thoughts and a properly aged Bordeaux."

"Love is messy and inconvenient. I prefer things neat, orderly, and preferably at a distance."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."