Quote by Maris Crane

"I haven't left the apartment in three weeks, and frankly, the outside world sounds dreadfully overrated."

"My therapist says I have an unhealthy relationship with my mother. I say my therapist doesn't understand our special bond."

"People are so exhausting. I much prefer the company of my thoughts and a properly aged Bordeaux."

"Love is messy and inconvenient. I prefer things neat, orderly, and preferably at a distance."

"Life is meant to be lived with passion."

"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."

"Life is a journey, not a destination."

"Life's too short for regrets."