Quote by Maris Crane

"I haven't left the apartment in three weeks, and frankly, the outside world sounds dreadfully overrated."

"My therapist says I have an unhealthy relationship with my mother. I say my therapist doesn't understand our special bond."

"People are so exhausting. I much prefer the company of my thoughts and a properly aged Bordeaux."

"Love is messy and inconvenient. I prefer things neat, orderly, and preferably at a distance."

"A leader must be fair and just."

"Integrity is everything."

"One must take responsibility for one's environment."

"In this house, I make the decisions"