Quote by Niles Crane

"I'm not drinking to escape reality, I'm drinking to enhance it."

"The mind is a terrible thing to waste, but a wonderful thing to refine."

"One must maintain certain standards, or civilization crumbles."

"Love is the most exquisite torture known to mankind."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."