Quote by Niles Crane

"I'm not drinking to escape reality, I'm drinking to enhance it."

"The mind is a terrible thing to waste, but a wonderful thing to refine."

"One must maintain certain standards, or civilization crumbles."

"Love is the most exquisite torture known to mankind."

"Peace comes from a good conscience."

"Life is too short to hold grudges."

"A man's home is his sanctuary. It should be treated as such."

"The world is chaotic enough. At least your home should make sense."