Quote by Niles Crane

"I'm not drinking to escape reality, I'm drinking to enhance it."

"The mind is a terrible thing to waste, but a wonderful thing to refine."

"One must maintain certain standards, or civilization crumbles."

"Love is the most exquisite torture known to mankind."

"Babalú!"

"My greatest joy is making people smile."

"Laughter and love make a home."

"The best things in life are free."