Quote by Carla Tortelli
"The key to happiness is low expectations and high alcohol tolerance."
More from Carla Tortelli
"I'm not just a waitress, I'm a philosopher with an apron and a attitude problem."
"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate your sarcasm."
"Love is great, but have you ever had perfect timing on a witty comeback?"
"Success is knowing exactly what you want and having the nerve to ask for it."