Quote by Carla Tortelli

"I'm not just a waitress, I'm a philosopher with an apron and a attitude problem."

"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate your sarcasm."

"Love is great, but have you ever had perfect timing on a witty comeback?"

"Success is knowing exactly what you want and having the nerve to ask for it."

"Friendship is built on trust and honesty."

"True friendship is worth more than gold."

"Good friends are like stars, always there even when you can't see them."

"Friendship means sacrifice."