Quote by Carla Tortelli

"I'm not just a waitress, I'm a philosopher with an apron and a attitude problem."

"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate your sarcasm."

"Love is great, but have you ever had perfect timing on a witty comeback?"

"Success is knowing exactly what you want and having the nerve to ask for it."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."