Quote by Carla Tortelli
"History repeats itself, which means I'll probably keep dealing with the same jerks."
"History repeats itself, which means I'll probably keep dealing with the same jerks."
"I'm not just a waitress, I'm a philosopher with an apron and a attitude problem."
"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate your sarcasm."
"Love is great, but have you ever had perfect timing on a witty comeback?"
"Success is knowing exactly what you want and having the nerve to ask for it."