If I had a nickel for every time I said I'd never have anoth... - Norm Peterson

"If I had a nickel for every time I said I'd never have another beer, I could buy the whole brewery."

Norm Peterson Humor

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"It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear."

"Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts."

"I'm thinking of a number between one and infinity."

"Everybody's got a little mean streak in 'em."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."