I once tried to impress a woman. Now I buy her expensive thi... - Norm Peterson

"I once tried to impress a woman. Now I buy her expensive things so she'll leave me alone."

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"It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear."

"Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts."

"I'm thinking of a number between one and infinity."

"Everybody's got a little mean streak in 'em."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"