I've got more excuses than most people have achievements. - Norm Peterson

"I've got more excuses than most people have achievements."

Norm Peterson Humor

More from Norm Peterson

"It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear."

"Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts."

"I'm thinking of a number between one and infinity."

"Everybody's got a little mean streak in 'em."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."