The fountain of youth exists. I think it's made of beer. - Norm Peterson

"The fountain of youth exists. I think it's made of beer."

Norm Peterson Hope

More from Norm Peterson

"It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear."

"Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts."

"I'm thinking of a number between one and infinity."

"Everybody's got a little mean streak in 'em."

"Every day is a new opportunity."

"Hope is what gets us through difficult times."

"I'm not your enemy, kid. I'm trying to save you."

"Redemption is a long road."